I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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