its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
