Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he just fucked me for my cheese.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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