he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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