ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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