if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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