:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He passed out mid-signature
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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