butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm just crazy horny about you
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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