he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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