White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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