i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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