she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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