what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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