What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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