its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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