evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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