Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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