well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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