I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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