Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
