The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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