Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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