spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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