One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he fucked my hip out of place.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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