brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
