Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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