Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize