I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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