This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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