Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I showed him my bush... on skype.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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