Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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