i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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