Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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