it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Randomize
