So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Sorry about my life...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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