She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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