school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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