I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
this will be a night to untag.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm really busy with my period
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