You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
