That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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