I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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