Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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