u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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