so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
