You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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