I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Randomize
