9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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