i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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