I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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