do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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