Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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