drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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