What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
