please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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