found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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