Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
there is glitter all over my balls
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